I TOOK A WEIRD PICTURE ON MY PHONE OF me in my underwear so it can be used as a future before picture (when I have a hot bod) and a girl in my course looked at my phone pictures and definitely saw it

horribleawfulcunt:

samandriel:

paradoximas:

so okay i work at a thrift store and we have this christmas display up and someone donated these “spinning poinsettias” and i guess no one checked the batteries and oh my god merry christmas everyone

rocking around the T H E  F I E R Y  P I T S  O F  H E L L

I JUST DIED.

(via dietchola-deactivated20140210)

taylasudall:

THIS CAT IS HONESTLY MY LIFE

taylasudall:

THIS CAT IS HONESTLY MY LIFE

(Source: togifs, via laughbitches)

vvierd:

I HATE REACTING TO PRESENTS

(via soulmind-body)

gorge-sears:

in the first picture, to the left of Obama it looks like that black guy has a shaggy, balding fro
but then in the next picture the white girl behind peeks out from behind him and gives you a knowing look
she knows
she knows what she’s done

gorge-sears:

in the first picture, to the left of Obama it looks like that black guy has a shaggy, balding fro

but then in the next picture the white girl behind peeks out from behind him and gives you a knowing look

she knows

she knows what she’s done

(via onestreetworld)

oprahsmom:

mistletoe?

more like mistleNO

ha ha

someone please date me 

(via jesuschristvevo)



chronic-the-hempblog:

jommeez:

clifford the big black mother fucker

HoLY SHIT

chronic-the-hempblog:

jommeez:

clifford the big black mother fucker

HoLY SHIT

(Source: d0gbl0g, via happy-go-luckey-deactivated2013)