I TOOK A WEIRD PICTURE ON MY PHONE OF me in my underwear so it can be used as a future before picture (when I have a hot bod) and a girl in my course looked at my phone pictures and definitely saw it

I TOOK A WEIRD PICTURE ON MY PHONE OF me in my underwear so it can be used as a future before picture (when I have a hot bod) and a girl in my course looked at my phone pictures and definitely saw it

so okay i work at a thrift store and we have this christmas display up and someone donated these “spinning poinsettias” and i guess no one checked the batteries and oh my god merry christmas everyone
rocking around the T H E F I E R Y P I T S O F H E L L
I JUST DIED.
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in the first picture, to the left of Obama it looks like that black guy has a shaggy, balding fro
but then in the next picture the white girl behind peeks out from behind him and gives you a knowing look
she knows
she knows what she’s done
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clifford the big black mother fucker
HoLY SHIT
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